1. You know everyone on Bnet. Everyone on Bnet knows you
2. You give people your Bnet username instead of your phone number
3. You know, by heart, how many hits it takes a marine to destroy a Battlecruiser
4. You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!"
5. You try to insult someone with a starcraft quote
6. You refer to your friends as your "marine buddies"
7. You get 3 fellow "marines" and try to take on the neighbor's "base"
8. You see your friend in a fight and shout "We must join our brethren in battle!"
9. You're sleeping with your girl and accidentally scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name
10. If you see a 'blur' in the air you start screaming "The DT's are coming!"
11. You see someone having a smoke and you ask "need a light? (buuurrnnnn)"
12. You fail your English assignments for using the words "Uber", "Chobo", and "Gosu"
13. You cry yourself to sleep because your SC CD is missing
14. You can't sleep if you don't play at least 15 minutes
15. You forgot you had school
16. You close your eyes and see that game where you win against 8 players
17. You've admired stars but wonder where Aiur is
18. You are in a Starcraft Anonymous focus group
19. You start seeing Marines in your bedroom
20. Other people start seeing Marines in your bedroom
21. Zealot- 100 minerals, Marine- 50 minerals, Getting slaughtered by 1000 zerglings- Priceless
22. You try and get your girlfriend addicted to StarCraft
23. You write on your will that you wish to be implanted into a Dragoon exoskeleton when you die
24. You ask your girlfriend to come watch you micro and judge it
25. Your mom threatens to ground you if you don't stop playing, and you superglue your hands to the keyboard and mouse
26. All day long, all you are looking forward to is getting on Bnet to calm down those cravings
27. Your teacher asks for your homework and you try to stasis cell her to give you time to get away
28. You kill 12 people because your computer crashed right when you were about to win a 200 hour game
29. A Geforce 2 MX, Pentium 2, 64k memory, dial up connection, and 10 gb hard drive is all the gaming power anyone should need
30. You are running linux, SC is the only game you have successfully been able to cross over, and SC is the only game you plan on attempting to cross over
31. You get a D- on a math test and your mom takes action by banning you from the computer. Two days later YOU take action by jumping out of your apartment window
32. Your teacher gives you a speech in the hall that you need to pay attention and stop pretending that writing utensils are warring ships, or least make them carriers because bcs suck
33. You know who spiked the eggnog because you did it
34. You buy the Starcraft CD 8 times because you keep losing the CD key
35. You get angry and storm around the house and sulk for a week because they killed Tassadar
36. You get really angry at Kerrigan and mutter under your breath about "how she made you kill Fenix"
37. You name your son Fenix
38. Your ISP complains about how you abuse their "unlimited online time" policy
39. You connect to Bnet and you get a personalized response welcoming you back
40. You find yourself looking for a "learn Korean in 3 months" book at the local library
41. Your dad bumps into a man going to Korea at the airport and starts a conversation about sc even though he's never played a single game
42. You notice the smiley face on the side of power generators
43. You call your parents the judicators and when you ask for money you ask for 20 minerals
44. You wish your nurse would follow you but she always runs away somewhere
45. Somehow you get the Korean Starcraft channel
46. Your starcraft friends are the only people who understand what you're saying
47. Someone asks "Are you ready?" and you reply "jacked up & good to go!"
48. You named your two sons (first and middle names) Jim Raynor and Alexei Stukov
49. You bring SC stuffed animals to show and tell
50. You found a way to make clones of yourself, but their energy ran out before anyone could believe you
51. You have nightmares where you're a marine and the rest of your squad just died from an ultralist attack
52. You figure out which SC units all your friends are most like
53. You find ways to get back on sc even if your computer is broken
54. You've written essays on "why sc is better than warcraft"
55. You don't bother checking out other games anymore
56. You've typed in /stats c0ke
57. You have dreams of things you could have done differently to change the outcome of a game
58. You join other channels such as "Starcraft AUS-1" just to say how much the USA Channel ownz it
59. You always say "ally at end" with your dad on a chess game
60. You scream MEDIC! when you're hurt
61. You say, shoot me but don't take my SC!
62. You went mad when you finally found out there is no internet during camping trips
63. You start hearing noises that sound like they're from SC everywhere
64. You've given up and made your own Starcraft2
65. You begin to think that your best friend could be an infested zerg creature from Char
66. You've learned to survive with 1 hour of sleep every night
67. You blame the extinction of the Protoss race on a guy who can't speak english
68. US Generals start building supply depots in front of their armies
69. You suspect zerglings are buried in your backyard waiting to pounce on you
70. You've been held back in school for 3 years straight due to sc
71. You'll go that extra mile for that creep styled carpet you've always wanted
72. On test forms you fill in your race as terran, protoss, or zerg
73. For Christmas, you make a firebat santa claus and his 9 mutadeer
74. When you die you're having your coffin shot out into space
75. Whenever you go somewhere with your friends you always say "let's move"
76. On ash wednesday you smear the ashes all over your face to look like a firebat
77. You want to be a Korean so you can be the best Starcraft player ever
78. For a science project, you test out plague on the whole science class
79. Your computer greets you with "Good Day, Commander"
80. A queen actually infests your CC
81. Your friend owes you a billion minerals from bets
82. You start seeing everyone with health bars below them
83. You swear there's a lurker under your clothes pile
84. Your therapist has given up on you.
85. Your best replays are of getting slaughtered for an hour
86. Every day is a good day to die
87. You're away message has said "Playing StarCraft" for the last 7 years
88. You have a chronic fear of blurry things
89. On resumes you give your starcraft stats. You always get the job
90. You realize your girlfriend has dumped you. You console yourself by playing more sc
91. You have 1000 wins and still suck
92. "God for a day, Newb for a lifetime" -Ancient SC Saying
93. "I came, I saw... I died" -Ancient SC Saying
94. Your CD case tells you to keep playing
95. Having the choices to eat, sleep, or go to the bathroom… you decide to keep playing
96. You wonder if guardians are really gigantic crabs and how can they fly
97. Overlords just sound like they woke up and haven't had coffee yet.
98. You tried the "ultralisk ate my homework" excuse. It worked!
99. Sleeping is a form of withdrawal
100. You're still playing
     

you know you've played too much starcraft addicted to playing starcraft